BARFume Puke Spray

This beautiful product has such an amazing aroma that both male and females can use this as a cent for any occasion. It's simply nothing short of amazing!!! I wear it to work, on tinder dates, clubbing, hunting, gathering, long walks to the fridge, weddings, Bar mitzvahs, first communion's, church, business meetings, as lubrication while having sex, funerals, shopping, lifting weights at the gym, picking apples, Netflix & chill, while reading, and just to make sure I'm feeling fresh I aways apply it to my skin immediately after I shave my balls before a girl goes down to "chow town". Will be a repeat customer! Thank you for such an incredibly necessity of life!

ものすごい臭いで、何の臭いだと具体的に言えないような、 全部が混ざったような感じでとてもつらいです。 これをドッキリやイタズラに使う場合、まずいったん自分で試してみるでしょうが、 その「実験」の場所も、ここでいいか十分考えてからやる必要があります。 かなり時間が経っても、残っているのが特徴です。 容器自体がコンパクトなので、１プッシュ２プッシュして、 なんだか足りないような気がして、もう数プッシュすると、大変な量に。 後々まで残りますから、少ない量から試し始めるべきでしょう。

I see how people could take a whiff of this and think vomit. It's a highly objectionable and stomach-churning odor no matter which way you spin it, but I don't smell vomit. I will tell you what it DOES smell like, and I am willing to die on this hill when I say it's EXACTLY what it smells like. So here goes. Have you ever squeezed that gunky white stuff out of an old piercing? That sharp, pungent, "fromunda-the-piercing" cheese smell, if you're brave or foolish enough to smell it? THAT'S THE ONE. That's exactly what this smells like and I argue with anyone who says otherwise. Now to finish this hopefully informative review, I will give you the tea you've been seeking, dear reader. I bought this because my inconsiderate neighbor below keeps smoking indoors, which is after I sent a reasonable note in the beginning asking for it to stop, and after two letters of complaint to the landlord who also asked him to stop. I even copied the lease where it says NO SMOKING INDOORS, DUNCE and gave him the page number with it too. But the smoking hasn't stopped, and I'm fully invested now, and far too over the edge to quit. Thank you seller for giving me the opportunity to sprinkle little bits of barfcheese (cheesebarf?) juice here and there through the flooring of this old-AF apartment building. Never too much, just enough to be noticeable while conserving the fluid so that, shamelessly, this can go on as long as possible. Another great thing about this product is that if anyone asks about the smell I can confidently shrug and tell them my cat keeps s****ing on the floor for some reason, and I'm sorry, and we've been working on it with the veterinarian. As to how long the smell holds up... you'd have to go ask my neighbor JooooNaThAn. He makes me want to vomit more than this spray does. Go make some Eau de Jonathan (hurk) and without a doubt you'll have the most offensive odor on the market. Anyway, highly recommended purchase, a true household staple item, etc. etc.! ~~

Parfait pour faire des blagues ! Attention si vous en faites en intérieur, l’odeur reste au moins 1 semaine

Ohhhh my!!!! No issues here this stuff is gruesome!!!! Nasty old cheese with the puke stench.